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runecestershire:

shakespeaker:

placebonacebo:

So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

This is the best possible solution.

I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.

(via lesbian-through-life)

I WANT TO TOUCH YOU A MILLION MORE TIMES AND NEVER STOP

(Source: oliviablairr)

tywins:

i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye

(via oliviablairr)

gothtot:

When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay

(Source: weedkinz, via piercethe-paige)

36. If you absolutely have to fight, punch first and punch hard.

(via rulesformyunbornson, rulesformyunbornson)

castleoflions:

hauntbear:

here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”

(via moangood)

*high fives your ass*

(via moangood)